Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML - FML

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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Megs431 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:09

Someones not getting laid tonight

shitusernames 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:20

Good use of your English

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summerhot_fml 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:48

KaySl your a favorite of mine! there now your a favorite of someone :P

AllyCat23 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:49

He's a keeper.

santel_fml 8

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:14

He totally deserved it!!

lda6339 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:09

Hell yeah im 69 Now give me sum

ImDB8 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:28

Now he's an ex

SherryA 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:31

Most of these comments annoyed me. Obviously they will or have most likely broken up.. Why would you even ask that?! Unless she has no sense, of course. Other then that... FYL! That really sucks. :/

Wreckless_fml 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:32

You should store all your valuable items in your car next time, like this other guy. >:0

DisappearingRose 18

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:53

FTW. :D

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:43

HAHA, nice one. Leave him.

briar_127 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 14:03

I hope u mean ur ex-boy friend

Black_Letter 19

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:31

Nope, she's still going out with him after he stole from her...

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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

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Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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