Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 910

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 155

You deserved it 3 779

By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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You deserved it 4 072

By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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You deserved it 4 583

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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You deserved it 5 171

By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 439

You deserved it 65 654

By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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You deserved it 3 059

Megs431 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:09

Someones not getting laid tonight

shitusernames 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:20

Good use of your English

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CristinaRamirez 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:23

That sucks

hopelessxdesign 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:00

What has this world come to when you can't even b&e your gf's house?

AppleCoFreak 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:16

this isn't an fml it's a good thing he got arrested!

mark_taba85 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:22

how the hell can you "rob" a house?

Black_Letter 19

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:34

Idk genius, probably by taking things from it.

swimmer1576 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:23

A love hate relationship

NeverDont 13

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:31

That's just ******* pathetic, lol!

swimmerguy328 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:32

That blows

anonymous31_fml 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:35

did you mean; ex-boyfriend?

anonymous31_fml 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:35

did you mean; ex-boyfriend?

blitz426 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:41

tell him to not drop the soap

TN9R 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:19

soap on a rope $100.00. genius!!!

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

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Today, I had a CT scan done with contrast. My tech seemed competent in his job so I wasn't nervous, until he tried to start my IV. It took him 3 attempts to get it right. Not only was I stuck 3 times, he also blew one of my veins. I now have severely bruised arms and what look like track marks. FML

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Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML

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Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

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Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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Today, at my fundraising job, I got my biggest donation ever: $500. I accidentally added a zero and charged the donor $5000. What I actually got? An angry phone call and a lecture from my boss. What I didn't get? A donation. FML

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Same thing different taste

Born to run

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