By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
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ViRepz 28

Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)

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4x4kid 7

funniest thing ever stomach is hurting.

cheshirecat13242 32

No, it's a horrible thing.. I hope your stomach is hurting because you pooped out if disgust, not from laughing..

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lailagothgal 16

I hope thats sarcasm.

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eddeeezzyy 19

So, 11....do you believe in white supremacy?

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Who on earth poops out of disgust...

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swick25 22

well seeing that you are only a little 16yr old who has zero experience in a relationship, you would think it is hilarious. you're stupidity at its finest

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hays_xo 15

That's cruel. Next time he wants sex, get him worked up and then shout "HA just kidding".

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littlekellilee 45

If he's joking about it, he's probably thinking about it and just wanted to see what you would say.

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StiffPvtParts 43

If he had thought about it, he would have probably realized that he should never have made that joke :c

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littlekellilee 45

When my (now ex) fiance asked, he kept saying things like "we should just get married... just kidding!" And then watch my reaction. It's a big time, he could have just gotten nervous.

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littlekellilee 45

Actually, he's my ex because he couldn't handle my health problems. I probably should have seen the signs of him being an idiot though!

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euphoricness 28

If you were in a McDonalds, be glad he was kidding!

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zahra_786 19

There's always some truth behind every joke..the thought has probably crossed his mind a lot and you may actually get a serious one sometime soon! :)

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dont_doubt_me 29

Shit. He shouldn't play with people's emotions like that. I'm sorry, OP.

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DocBastard 38

Ha ha. Wow, what a great joke. He's a real comedian, that guy. He should win some ******* award or something.

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momsquared 10

How is it when you say it's funny you get thumbed up but when other say the same thing they get buried. Maybe this is why some doctors have God complexes.

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swick25 22

@87 because docbastard is one of the funniest people on here.

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squidgy787 22

The good doctor is skilled in the ways of sarcasm, unlike many people that thumbed down to a -83 and then comment again. complaining that no one can take a joke or realize that the comment was *obviously* sarcastic.

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olpally 32

Smack him in the face for being a dick. Proposing to someone is no joke, especially since it's all about the girl(wedding, dresses and stuff). He's an ass.

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momsquared 10

Not all girls want to get married. I for one think it is an antiquated arrangement. If I get married it will be all about him since I don't care about an actual wedding.

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NandaPanda 22

What a douche... I'm sorry that he pulled a crappy joke like that on you OP. Eventually the right guy, whether it be your current bf or someone else, will propose for real =)

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