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By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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Change of heart

By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Buffering

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Unsure

By Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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A night to remember

By Anonymous - 14/03/2025 22:00 - Australia

Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML

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ViRepz 28

Saturday 23 November 2013 5:11

Lead him to the bedroom, get him naked, tie him up to the bed, then tell him the same thing =)

Bloink 25

Saturday 23 November 2013 5:09

That's a mean joke :'(

Comments

Neesalun 20

Saturday 23 November 2013 10:03

That is a horrible, horrible joke! Why would anyone play around like that with someone who obviously loved them?

Mynamewontfi 40

Saturday 23 November 2013 11:25

What an asshole. Time for you to make a revenge plan.

Axel5238 29

Saturday 23 November 2013 11:30

I feel bad for the OP, but I'm sure there were red flags that the bf found stuff like this funny. Guys that find stuff like this funny there are warning signs.

skittyskatbrat 19

Saturday 23 November 2013 12:31

Get a pregnancy test. Use a blue marker to make it "positive". Go up to him, looking really sad and depressed, and hand it to him. Don't say anything, just act like you're about to cry. Once he's had a half-hour of near-panic, tell him you were "just joking." Really, you're just breaking up with his sorry ass ;)

vandeele 8

Saturday 23 November 2013 13:00

What a dick.

Shandra78 9

Saturday 23 November 2013 13:12

If you'd run away screaming NO NO NO NO NO, joke would have been on him. Dump the twit. Do you really want to live with that so called sense of humour?

sietseld 13

Saturday 23 November 2013 14:08

That's horrible and rude of him. Some people don't understand that a proposal is one of the most exciting moments of a girls life. It is not something to make fun of.