Health: Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 17:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By Megan - 19/03/2018 01:30

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 25 January 2011 8:53

How romantic. Maybe tonight you can return the favour.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:00

"Cumming in your backside" does not equal "enema".

Comments

brknankls 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 7:42

lets roll

the_gman 7

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:04

You've got a real gentleman there. Stay classy.

Aahzmandius 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 18:13

I love anal

sex_and_drugs 11

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:01

enema?

mlgreco 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 18:20

that's love.

Simoneaux17 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 4:47

THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!

MissAntebellum 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:12

today while playing BF3 on xbox i went 34 and 11. my brothers friend then played and went 26 and 3. it was the same people on each trams except for a few that jumped out. my brothers guy friend then got a message saying girly you fkn suck give the controller back to your brother and get in the kitchen fml fml fml