Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 364

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2016 01:56 - United States - Indiana

Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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By booger - 18/07/2013 07:41 - United States - Plano

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 226

You deserved it 4 942

By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 146

You deserved it 587

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 461

You deserved it 3 712

Doortje 29

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:55

If that's not true love then what is?

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:13

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.

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AMDJB 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:54

FIRST

breakofdawn1 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

shut up

heyheywaddup 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:56

Soo did u pick it?!?!

sugarr0babby0 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 17:05

25- I'm guessing not..since she made it into an FML? sheesh.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 18 December 2010 18:21

Sexxxyy(;

sexybeastsexybea 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 20:10

kinky.

sugarr0babby0 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 6:08

kinky..

BDTM 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 8:17

kinky... :D

jomo111 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:43

Wtf

Doortje 29

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:55

If that's not true love then what is?

starile 19

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:06

I have no idea. Can't possibly be anything else.

penguin7 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:36

agreed

jazzy21 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:18

Hmm maybe OP's boyfriend was trying to indirectly call her a "Gold Digger" xD

punkylemon 4

Sunday 19 December 2010 6:59

win^

velvel 7

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

aw now you guys are really best buds!

TerrorDollie 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:58

That's a sign that he's way too comfortable around you.

SmallTownCutie 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:22

No such thing.

funktown 2

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:22

ya 5 wat r u talking about. 16 is right, u want that

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 20:14

#5 I want your shirt!!!

NeverShoutHaylee 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 23:44

I love your shirt 5 ^-^

TheCheyenneMorga 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:16

You can get the shirt at Hot Topic. Just saying.

astressedperson 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:00

did u do it???

starile 19

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:04

Just smile sweetly as you use a pen to pick his nose :) Don't forget to use a sharp jabbing motion!

LiveLaughLaugh 9

Saturday 18 December 2010 17:25

lol :)

Siji 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:05

Celebrities also :)

YeOoXcRuZiTo 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:06

lOl woW... tighT

perdix 29

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:13

I hope you drove a hard bargain about who gets to keep the buried treasure!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:13

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 16:23

Asario 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 17:58

classic :]X ^^

Iknoweverything 29

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:23

you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch!

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