By natalyV - 04/09/2015 15:58

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Today, my boyfriend has been sulking like a moody kid all day, all because I won't set my phone background to a picture of his dick. FML
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MidnightRain3 16

Just tell him it's so big, it won't fit on the screen. Stroke his ego without having to get your hands dirty. ;)

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saffy66 34

I'd be a little concerned about what he's using as his own phone background...

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gosh_mate 30

And why would he want that.... What if a friend sees your phone?

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LittleRed79 39

Tell him that you didn't think it was possible to take a picture of his personality.

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EnderKris 17

That is a very strange thing for someone to get upset over.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Tell him to grow up and stop being so stupid

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ViviMage 38

Place his face on a donkey, set as background. That way you can have his ass as a background! And if someone picks up your phone like a family member not expecting to see HIS member, will he support you? He just wants you to handle his dick as much as you handle the phone! That is so shallow to think that's all sex or a girlfriend is good for. He needs to grow up, perhaps he will after you move on.

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itwasntme14 19

This seems like it's a small problem...

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