By ACCCHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!! -_- - 04/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Laurel

Today, my dick of a neighbor tried to file a noise complaint against me, all because I have the flu and am sneezing a lot. FML
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yve1220 20

Don't mind your neighbor op, some people just choose to be miserable.

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bxjxj 20

You should sneeze on him so he gets sick and then when he sneezes a lot, file a noise complaint on him

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FMLRITP 18

That's is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

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Patriots21 14

16, modern day comments are all this stupid or they are saying "sorry OP, hope you get better!" just a disgrace to the glory days of clever and funny comments.

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Rei_Ayanami 18

That's the thing, #17. The comment quality has not risen or lowered significantly one way or another. People simply choose to believe they were better in the past, as that is what they remember. They remember funny comments or puns, but choose to not remember the same jokes being told then that are being told now.

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LittleBastard 20

Go to the posts from 09, they are far from better.

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Lalala579121 27

16 - "That's is" the stupidest thing you've heard?

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Saxicolous 27

Go to his house to explain, and maybe accidentally sneeze in his general direction

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davidpropert 32

Farting in someone's general direction is usually more effective

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RedPillSucks 31

Monty Python FTW

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THEDUDE1553566 24

What a bad person. If I were u I would knock on his door and confront him on it

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rebeccacmlc 22

Oh my god some people are just spiteful for the sake of it and make trouble for nothing ... That person probably doesn't have anything better to do in his or her life. I don't get these people.

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Wer3Wolf3 16

Ring his doorbell, and when your neighbor opens the door sneeze straight in his/hers face.

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RedPillSucks 31

neighbor would probably bring assault charges. OP I'm sure the cops gave it the attention it deserved.

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failedgamer01 20

How loud are you sneezing for your neighbor to notice?

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