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By natalyV - 04/09/2015 15:58

Today, my boyfriend has been sulking like a moody kid all day, all because I won't set my phone background to a picture of his dick. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By whoknows?! - 05/02/2010 21:18 - France

Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happened to be my 18 year-old sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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Saturday 5 September 2015 8:13

Just tell him it's so big, it won't fit on the screen. Stroke his ego without having to get your hands dirty. ;)

saffy66 34

Saturday 5 September 2015 8:20

I'd be a little concerned about what he's using as his own phone background...

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joshi42 16

Sunday 6 September 2015 17:50

Tell him you'll need a macro lens to shoot it.

earlytermination 34

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:23

Well...you choose who you date.

Tsukiyomi 16

Monday 7 September 2015 1:08

Time to get a different boyfriend, kid

teepeegirl 7

Monday 7 September 2015 2:15

Maybe you could put a picture of his ****** instead.

smoothies14 32

Monday 7 September 2015 4:56

How do guys like this get a girl? Why are you okay with him even asking this?

cynthianicole95 9

Monday 7 September 2015 6:21

Your boyfriend sounds like an immature guy. FYL for having to deal with that but also YDI for dating a man child.

mego001 6

Wednesday 9 September 2015 21:43

Lmao?

hektek 11

Saturday 12 September 2015 13:54

are you both in middle school? he's a complete moron, get rid of this immature fool.

SweetPsycho 13

Thursday 22 October 2015 5:04

my boyfriend would do the same thing!

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