Love: Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2014 23:38 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2015 15:10 - United States

Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By carrie - 09/05/2021 14:00

Today, my husband thinks I don’t love him. Why? Because I won’t poop with him in the room. FML

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Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By _kristaaxo - 21/11/2016 09:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML

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By ugh - 19/01/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML

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Bad romance

By wtf - 26/11/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me for not closing the door when I pooped. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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inner_peace 19

Thursday 26 June 2014 7:54

Some people never cease to amaze me with how overly sensitive they are. And your. boyfriend may have topped my list, OP

PotterHead_DH 26

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:44

This whole thread was just... Terrible.

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Enslaved 36

Thursday 26 June 2014 8:20

Unless it's large enough to clog the toilet and has an embedded corn smiley face... Not impressed!

qdawg06 23

Thursday 26 June 2014 8:50

At least he wants to talk about feelings... But still that's gross af, sorry OP.

asherm 15

Thursday 26 June 2014 8:54

He sounds like a charmer

Sigilwen 24

Thursday 26 June 2014 8:57

Ask him how he would feel if you sent a picture of your monthly.

Pyrodeathpoker99 3

Thursday 26 June 2014 9:00

That's pretty crappy. Atleast you didn't have to hear his shit for too long.

Killz268 18

Thursday 26 June 2014 9:04

Hey, its manhood get used to it.

maverick1752 16

Thursday 26 June 2014 9:09

Only in Canada, eh?

mosquito19 14

Thursday 26 June 2014 10:34

you shoulf send him pic of your poo too. like snapchat but with dumps.

maxii290594 8

Thursday 26 June 2014 11:44

You never ever ever reject a photo of a masterpiece

bekkii94 3

Thursday 26 June 2014 12:09

hahaha thats gross

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