Love: Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues...

By Mrs.Slyfox - 28/06/2011 09:53 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML

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By longdistancemyass - 11/08/2017 23:15

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is currently dating a girl who lives in Korea. We broke up because I was moving to a different part of the city for college and he thought the distance would be "too much." FML

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By stupidgirl - 30/09/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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By KMAC - 16/03/2010 20:14 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

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Sociopathic

By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 10/06/2012 19:50 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML

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Fishy

By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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Stuck on amber

By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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Close, but no cigar

By LisaM - 27/02/2023 04:00

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML

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KingGeorgeGal 12

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:55

You shouldn't put a boy in front of your life and ambitions.

DudeImBetter 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:54

resolve all issues with your turned down scholarship.

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KataraTheBender 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:04

I'd kick him out

bettyboop96 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:15

Smh! you should never turn down a scholarship for a dude!!

hall1234 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:03

dont blame him for ur stupidity.

i_luv_u3030 3

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:55

um ur really stupid why would you do that for a boyfriend

bjulie1998 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 20:21

Kick him in the balls. Hard.

lethal_judgement 1

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:28

education > boyfriend. FO TEH LULZ

yvonne992 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:17

how stupid can u be to give up ur future for a guy if anything he shouldve gave up moving away for u but now u at least see how stupid u can be

Enigmax2514 7

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:21

ur nickname is mrs slyfox and u din see nor prepare for this?

jwktheman 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 4:59

ur a dumbasd

iluvhaterz 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 6:44

u would choose a boy over that,y? there's no garentee that u were always gonna b together but there wuz a garentee of a college education -___- fyl

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Today, I saw the woman I asked out last month in a relationship with another guy. She rejected me because she “wanted to focus on herself.” I texted her and asked why she had lied to me. She responded with, “Okay, you caught me. But can you blame me? I’m not attracted to butt ugly Martian-looking men.” FML

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Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

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Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a year and a half. Thanks, Mom. I can never unhear that. FML

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Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

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Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher. Apparently, while doing a test, he responded to the question, "Predict how the government will change in the next ten years" with, "I’m not psychic." FML

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Today, my boyfriend made dinner. He warned me that it was spicy, but I laughed at him and said that white guys don't know spicy. Five minutes later, I had to beg for milk, with my eyes streaming and nose pouring. Turns out I was wrong. FML

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