Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister....

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

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By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By sorry... - 02/03/2015 16:31 - United States - Newark

Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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1DisGR8 32

Thursday 7 February 2019 2:14

What the actual ****?

rodfergie 18

Thursday 7 February 2019 2:14

Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~

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heavenlyassbutt 11

Saturday 9 February 2019 13:31

Game of thrones, anyone?

VenomMouth 2

Sunday 10 February 2019 23:10

sweet home alabama

zuckerburg 21

Monday 11 February 2019 14:29

that's probably just his excuse because he couldn't find a replacement for you in time to make it official. plus, I wonder what you did to make him lie like that to make it disgusting enough to just get away from you.

Daniel Ivanov 2

Wednesday 13 February 2019 1:32

sweet home Alabama

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