Love: Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly... - FML

By cockalicious - 01/03/2011 05:29

Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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Drunk dick

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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Top comments

tuppencej777 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 12:05

Learn how to take a hint!

IGotServedcouk 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 13:21

Yeah, you're skipping part of the story, such as he was messing around or he really needed to be somewhere and you were stalling, or there really should be an "ex" before the "boyfriend". Which is it? Are you a drama queen or a prat? =P

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tykiej 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 13:52

How romantic!

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 1 March 2011 13:53

Either take the hint... or give him a reason to want to get you to stay... I say that with your chosen name in mind. Say ahhhhhhhhhh. ;-)

myko8o8 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 15:52

hows this a fml?

Southerndatageek 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 18:17

So he jabbed you with a friggin key...you should have just bitch slapped him as you walked out the door and called it even.

happyFace12 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 18:20

ur probably a bitch then. so stop being a ******* bitch and quit complaining

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 25 June 2013 20:11

Calm down

Nullcharacter 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 19:09

Dtmfa.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 1 March 2011 19:14

Assault and battery

graceless_monkey 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 20:07

At least he was communicating!

SnowFlakeInAK 7

Tuesday 1 March 2011 21:23

At the risk of being repetitive, take a hint!! Overstaying your welcome could eventually cause you to be known as "The psycho ex-girlfriend that didn't know when to leave". Is that really how you want to be remembered? It's better to have your significant other missing you, wishing they had more time with you, than to have them resenting you for being so clingy!!

dashilis 1

Wednesday 2 March 2011 2:03

I honestly cannot see an issue with that, it's funny as he'll and it definitely gets the point through.

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