By roseland - 07/07/2013 20:07 - United States - Hilton

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Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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TAHK 11

If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.

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kaymi 17

My ride n' slide brings all the boys to the park, and damn right it's better than yours, damn right it better than yours. You can play here but I have to charge...

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Amranih 20

He should be banned from entering the park from now on

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simoncat 11

Maybe your 'amusement park ******' needs to be closed for the season...until mister ride 'n slide (who told all his friends about it), grows tall enough to ride the rides himself.

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TehGinga94 21

Gross. Never been to the actual Roseland, but I hear it sucks, anyway. Sorry, OP. punch him.

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Fuji76 15

Maybe OP sucks too....that could be part of the attraction o.O

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xplicitkontent 18

That could backfire. What if he decides to visit a different water or amusement park?

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spottyblanket 8

Hopefully ex-boyfriend now? Telling your friends something like that is massively disrespectful.

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threer 30

Your boyfriend is a nooksucker and you should begin manipulating his fickle human life immediately >::::)........

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ami200485 14

Well if he was a decent boyfriend he shouldn't even told his friends something like that

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