By roseland - 07/07/2013 20:07 - United States - Hilton

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Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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TAHK 11

If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.

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Yolandababy2 14

Oh no! Your boyfriend should get the same embarrassment. Call his thing pinky and let everyone else ask him embarrassing questions.

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cthoma007 2

My question is, why you'd date someone that stupid?!?! The nickname, whatever. To tell his friends... Exboyfriend!

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fastfish 3

The beautiful irony is that this comment got 69 likes

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dunebro 15

What kind of waterpark would close during the summer?

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bethluvsyou 15

Wet n' wild? That's the waterpark in our area and it makes sense...

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Ciaramichelee96 2

That's okay my boyfriend and I were having sex while two of our friends were in the room and in the middle he stopped looked and me and said "supersoaker" and after his friend asked how wet it was and I covered his mouth so he couldn't say anything and he made a watergun out of his hands and noises to go along with it. now my bestfriend calls me supersoaker

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KatieeAdamss 17

"my boyfriend and I were having sex while two of our friends were in the room" Whatever floats your boat.

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