By roseland - 07/07/2013 20:07 - United States - Hilton

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Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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TAHK 11

If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.

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Wowxoxo 17

Or monetize that pussy with prices comparable to a real water park...

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websphere69 27

what an ass....

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Brilliant66star 17

Roseland, this is disturbing on many levels. I don't understand why his friends are in on your genital nickname. We all have these, it's something playful most couples do; however, most of us keep it within the couple and it seems to work well that way. I don't know what's appropriate about his so-called "friends'" queries. Are they calling you a *****, him a pimp, implying that he can't get his woman's respect, or implying that he can't find a decent woman to begin with? Or all of the above, in one cheap, ugly question..? Take yourself away from these people. Love yourself and you will find worthy company sooner than later.

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perdix 29

#65, speaking of levels of disturbing, which level would it be if he called her ****** Roseland and he was the one who deflowered her?

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xojoslinox 8

that awkward moment when you've been to that water park.

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chuckcloninger 12

Very classy group of people you hang with.

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buckdharma 36

Is it the "Crush 'n' Gusher?" I hope it's not "Gangplank Falls."

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Time to make him your EX-boyfriend, just for letting his friends in on the "joke."

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deepunder 17

$7.50? Kinda cheap. Have them pay for the cost of buying a whole water park.

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rokolodo 10

Why do guys talk to their guy friends about their wifes, girlfriends very personal intimate details.?

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