By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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Ukeee_X 19

Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.

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chefinheels88 5

His brain must be super tiny

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tayruru 0

And why have you been with that dumbass for that long??

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junz_fml 0

Dump him and when you leave, say "Stop being a retard." and walk away.

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junz_fml 0

Dump him and when you leave, say "Stop being a retard." and walk away.

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daydreamer244 13

awww ur info shud b important to him maybe u shud dump him?? sorry :( fyl

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coltsrock37 15

he better compress some info quick for your sake

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Livinia 11

You've got great taste in guys. He sounds like a catch.

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Zebidee 8

Sounds more like you're dating someone who IS 2 1/2.

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eaarreola 3

sounds like he's saying the truth

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