By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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Ukeee_X 19

Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.

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chefinheels88 5

His brain must be super tiny

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chosha_fml 26

Think of all the spare memory space he'll have after you dump his stupid ass.

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tavs02 6

Your boyfriend sounds like a real intellectual.

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missykrissy1984 0

that was a laugh at what #9 said

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allitaylor 4

at least he knows your name...hopefully.

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wtvr 2

if you stick with such a dim-witted idiot im pretty sure theres limited space in both of your brains

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lisha88 1

your next boyfriend should have a brain unlike this one he's dumb

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DakotaCat 4

Is your boyfriend named Michael Kelso by any chance?

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CharlieS0ul 0

Wow.. WTF is his problem.. I am a guy but I understand people and I'm sorry but If your bf doesn't see what the most important thing in his life should be, then he's not the one for you.. Sorry to say that but it's true..

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CharlieS0ul 0

And ignore the ass holes who don't give a **** about peoples feelings. They don't deserve to say anything

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