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By skidoosh - 14/07/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

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By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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Memento

By you can't remember? - 24/04/2023 12:00

Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By alissa_roar - 18/04/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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No gifts for you

By Birthdaypoop - 20/06/2022 12:00

Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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I'm listening!

By Iamthatgirl - 27/08/2014 04:56 - United States - Ada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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Ukeee_X 19

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.

chefinheels88 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

His brain must be super tiny

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workforaliving 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:14

Sounds legit.

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 1 February 2015 1:26

Judging by his behavior I'd say his IQ only allows for him to know how to breathe or eat, and those are important things, so...

helpme69 10

Wednesday 6 January 2016 21:21

Sounds like you're dating Sherlock Holmes. Sorry he didn't get the smarts to match. :/

Zelda9678 11

Sunday 24 July 2016 1:46

Don't remember his birthday

KrazyKatz333 15

Friday 5 August 2016 19:37

Birthday ******* sucks. Phone number who cares?

KrazyKatz3 26

Sunday 20 August 2017 11:38

I don't know anyone's phone number but birthday? Come onnnn

analise1998 25

Thursday 30 November 2017 23:10

break up

sharond23 10

Friday 16 February 2018 6:14

ydi it for staying with such an idiot.

zoelog 10

Monday 2 September 2019 3:32

ydi for staying with a guy who is obviously a moron.

123Puppy 33

Saturday 7 December 2019 18:17

You should dump him. That’s just insulting that he thinks stuff about you is not important...

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Today, my parents informed me that my dad is leaving my mom and moving to Florida from New York tomorrow. I just spent $300 on a new crossbow for his birthday, which is tomorrow, in hopes that he would spend more time with me. FML

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