Love: Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't...

By soldiergirl - 25/10/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.

lizard399 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:32

You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..

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NBS93 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:54

Thank you for your service.

20EllieBear11 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:45

I'll telk you what you give me a name and number i will take care of it...what branch and what rank are you

johnsam 1

Friday 28 October 2011 23:00

Ful

cmabmb112210 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 13:20

Wow he could have put a little more thought into that excuse " it's not you it's me" would have been more believable than that

jaramia20 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 7:38

I only have one thing to say , ANY time , any place ... Really !!!

LittleMissDoom 0

Monday 31 October 2011 5:06

What kinda shit is that? He set himself up for that!

GtDriver 6

Monday 31 October 2011 5:33

He can't, but I can. >:-D

nevinwhitis 1

Wednesday 2 November 2011 17:09

Stupid ****** hippie

Hootie_95 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:23

I don't agree with the war but I sure as hell support our troops. Whatta dick. You're better off but thank you for fighting for our country. Greatly appreciated. Bless you!