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Unconditional support

By anon - 16/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Hinesville

Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML

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Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

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You deserved it 3 970

By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 241

You deserved it 2 505

The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

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You deserved it 97

You're in the army now

By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 934

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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You deserved it 3 891

Run away, now

By Anonymous - 15/12/2016 04:50

Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 428

You deserved it 1 081

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 794

By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 334

You deserved it 1 553

By TankTankTank - 11/09/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 470

By dilligaf - 27/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML

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You deserved it 18 547

emmiliejanne 9

Monday 16 December 2019 7:49

Then she doesn’t deserve you!!

alycion 38

Monday 16 December 2019 11:33

I get being a military partner isn’t for everyone. But she should have been honest. I’d seriously get checked if you did time away. Something tells me she didn’t wait. Lived in too many military towns and saw that way too much. Thank you for your service. I hope you find someone worthy.

Comments

ahabsfan 14

Monday 16 December 2019 3:54

Bitches be crazy!

Guy Oakley 8

Monday 16 December 2019 5:31

Ungrateful little bitch! Thanks for your service!

Razell 13

Monday 16 December 2019 5:42

Congratulations on dodging a bullet. Don't sleep with her again, no matter how much she says she wants you back, or how much she says she misses you, or for old times' sake.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 17 December 2019 6:08

And since he's staying in the military he needs to get used to dodging bullets! So this is good practice!

emmiliejanne 9

Monday 16 December 2019 7:49

Then she doesn’t deserve you!!

alycion 38

Monday 16 December 2019 11:33

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 16 December 2019 12:53

yeah you might as well be single if you are going to the military because A. it's ******* rude to put someone elses life on hold,j ust to go play soldier for an army that doesn't actually help the world. B. don't join the army. because if you love the military more than her your gonna be all alone every ******* time. she was probably testing you to see if you loge her and you failed miserably and witlessly

ned4spd3 16

Monday 16 December 2019 14:04

Sounds like you are one of the *******.

Dale Gulley 8

Monday 16 December 2019 14:45

That is one of the most idiotic thing I have read in a while. I am guessing you can’t serve and now lash out every chance you get at the military.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 16 December 2019 16:37

Aw, you want him to miss out on all that running away and betraying allies? All while Trump is building the mightiest organization of retreat and surrender?

tounces7 27

Tuesday 17 December 2019 6:07

Being in the military while we have a dictator running our country isn't really the best idea, that's for sure.

J15237 25

Monday 16 December 2019 20:13

Then she clearly was the wrong person for you. Since should could not handle you wanting to do what you feel is right. At least you weren't married and you have to deal with a divorce. I am sure you will find the right woman for you in time. Thank you for your service.