Love: Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't...

By soldiergirl - 25/10/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML

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Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML

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By anon - 16/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Hinesville

Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 12:00 - Romania - Orsova

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML

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By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

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By send the army please - 02/05/2016 06:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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Tuesday 25 October 2011 8:49

Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.

lizard399 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 10:32

You like pancakes and I don't! I just don't support those pancakes.. It's over, even though we met at ihop.. I just can't be with a pancake eater..

Comments

kdm_km1 19

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:08

He was just using that as an excuse.

theroustons 6

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:55

Wtf is wrong with him.. Don't even be sad he's just stupid

edteach 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:58

army uniforms are hot ...marine and navy uniforms are so much hotter!!! im pretty sure the airforce bought all the surplus postal worker uniforms that being said I'm sry your ex couldn't be honest with you and chose to feed you some bs line instead, **** him!! you can and will do better then that!

SorrowFull 8

Wednesday 26 October 2011 3:47

Excuses and the assholes who make them. You probably intimidated him. He had to go back to the others weasels. Thank you for your service.

loveanthony645 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 4:39

Then why the hell did he decide that now if he KNEW you were in the service 2 YEARS AGO?

harbqll 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:33

That's what you get for dating a girly boy.

Heather_M_21 10

Wednesday 26 October 2011 6:13

That made me cry. Aww that's horrible to hear that a guy would say that. what a JERK.

Laura1594 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 13:58

my boyfriend is in the air force and there is nothing hotter than dating a soldier, gosh, whats wrong with your boyfriend :D get someone with balls girl