#28 has it right. How scared of jail are you cause I feel a little stabbing coming on, not enough to kill him but just enough so that he gets the point. Sad part is you know he'l be bragging to his friends about it forever. Even after the stabbing he'll get to laugh.

This is why I refused to even get my WIFE's name tattooed on me anywhere. We're getting divorced after 6 months of marriage. The only thing of her I'd have done was get her lips. Those can at least be written off.

FYL, FHL, and YDI (only slightly) all at the same time FYL - it's gonna take laser removal! FHL - he payed X amount of dollars (likely at least 100, and presumably drove to the tattoo parlour) just to break up with you? What a noob YDI - for thinking getting ANYONES name tattooed on you is cool.

#215 maybe your marriage is over because you pretty much told your wife you were afraid you two wouldn't make it. OP, I think something like this can be used to justify a homicide in court, or at least a robbery/crippling.

...Is it just me that thinks this is all a little too...bizarre? I mean, the OP didn't mention the engagement OR the pregnancy until there'd been loads of comments already, and since both of those would really have made the FML more F'ed up, you'd have thought those HUGE details would be in the first post... Also, I don't think anyone in the world would be enough of a jerk to do that. I'm calling fake, but obviously I apologise if it isn't. But #205, the OP said two YEARS, not MONTHS. Bigbig difference.

that's so cold.

HAHAHHA HOLY SHIT

#218...Yes, there are people mean enough to do that. If you think different, you haven't seen the slightest fraction of how mean people can be. Anyways... That ******* sucks, but I guess you kinda deserved it...

You should put another tattoo of a puny d*** under his name.

Somebody's gonna wake up without a penis tomorrow!!