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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By estephi - 09/02/2010 08:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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You deserved it 54 176

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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ahhrealmonsters 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:38

Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!

ricin_poisoning 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:39

People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.

Comments

AngelicDreamer 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:49

DAMN, YOU'RE A DUMBASS WHY THE **** WOULD YOU WANT A GUYS NAME TATTOOED TO YOUR BODY... CUT HIS BALLS OFF NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM, THATS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS SITUATION

DaddysLittleLady 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:57

I would have bit his face off. I recommend screwing that guy over for sure.

PredyJessica 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:20

what a douche bag >_>

Luna_LoveIsGood 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:37

what a jackass! you deserve better than him you should show him this page in some way so he can see how many people think he's a jerk ;-)

fmlbaby_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:37

Although this totally sucks, you deserve it for getting a tattoo of your boyfriends name!! You never EVER do that! Hopefully its not that big and you can get it covered up. Very stupid. And #472, you're an idiot!

fmlbaby_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:44

#480 - HAHAHA! I love it! "You should've kicked him where it hurts and said "When you can't have children, that'll be a nice reminder of me." "

123la 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:27

Hahaha...that sucks. And #358, god damn!

fdyourmom 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:46

People are calling him an asshole, but that was QUITE retarded of you to get someone else's name tattooed on you. Regardless of who's paying for it, YOU DO NOT DO THAT!!! You DEFINITELY deserved that one. It doesn't take a genius. Now you have to name your first child after him and pretend it's significant. I bet your next boyfriend gets his name on your left asscheek (as long as he's paying, right? pshhh :-/).