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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 525
You deserved it 3 500
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DeadxManxWalking 27

To be closer to his new girlfriend

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mike3775 35

Sounds like you are better off, considering my current wife and I before we were married, I always had to drive 40 miles or so to see her daily, and I never cared about the mileage. You will find someone better

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GreenAppleDP 0

Awe, my boyfriend of a year and a half lives 100 miles away, he doesn't have a vehicle so he'll take a 5 hour bus ride to come see me.. Driving it's 2 hours, but nothing is too far.

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carnage1108 0

That was back when gas didn't cost 4$ a gallon

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XtraEzeee 8

100 miles/2 hours=50 miles per hour. Considering that distance isn't all freeways, not so unreasonable.

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XtraEzeee 8

100 miles/2 hours=50 miles per hour. Considering that distance isn't all freeways, not so unreasonable.

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GreenAppleDP 0

I live on the east coast. Going from one major city to the next, there's a lot of traffic. Especially when we live in different states.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Well at least he was only your boyfriend for three months. Look on the bright side, he didn't waste too much of your time.

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cjack188 13

Ex-boyfriend: I couldn't stand the smell of fish anymore!!!

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

If the ex-boyfriend didn't like OP cooking fish for him, he could have told her kindly that he doesn't like the fishy smell, not break up!

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The_Hitdude 12

I can't tell if you're joking on purpose or you're just an idiot.

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cjack188 13

Oh boy, he obviously didn't get my ultra failure joke.....

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

There's a way to accidentally joke around? Of course I was being sarcastic. FFS.

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Ruffclue 9

this fml shouldnt even be on here. i m pretty sure the guy is not love of ur life so just move on.

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Ruffclue 9

ohh man i should of seen this coming - too many thumbs down. but this is the reality of life, there is no such thing as happy ending or fairytale.

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JustDerpin 11

it can be hard to move on, even if they're not the "love of your life". ._.

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micahsmommy 13

Not with that attitude. I rather like my happy ending. Life isn't perfect but I've got a handsome loving husband and a cuddly little munchkin which is more than I could have asked for.

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jmking 1

This fml, along with others, has every right to "be on here". I'm sure any of yours don't though. Get over it, you aren't the manager here.

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Ruffclue 9

51 - its good hear that : ) 75 - atleast my girl friend doesnt leave me for such a stupid reason. And plus all i m saying is she deserves it for going out with such a guy. OP should try to find a guy that really likes her.

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SkittlesPhotos 0

You deserve someone better than him.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Wow what a lazy panzy. Before my step dad moved in, he'd make a 3 hour drive every weekend to come see us

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CharliesCool2084 8

Well that was a crap excuse to break up with you.

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Heinousness 0

Bad excuse, OP's boyfriend. Wonder what the real reason was.

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