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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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You deserved it 129

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By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML

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You deserved it 150

By GoAggies - 21/06/2016 17:11 - United States - Herriman

Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML

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You deserved it 2 503

By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 425

You deserved it 1 090

By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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You deserved it 16 320

Close, but no cigar

By LisaM - 27/02/2023 04:00

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML

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You deserved it 143

Sociopathic

By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 748

You deserved it 131

By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 304

You deserved it 8 420

You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 111

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soupisyummy 13

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:11

I'm sure that wasn't the only reason

DeadxManxWalking 27

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:11

To be closer to his new girlfriend

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curleyQ97 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:31

forever alone?

KatieKupcake4195 9

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:39

Your boyfriend sounds like an idiot. He'd never survive in a long distance relationship. I'm not sure if this counts as long distance or not, but me and my boyfriend live an hour apart (always have) and have been together almost 2 years and we're doing just fine as a couple :) Sorry about the breakup :(

MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:51

It would still be inexcusable if he was 1,000 miles away in my opinion. But anyway, yeah... That couldn't be the reason. At least you only wasted 3 months with him though. :3

Crazberry 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 2:27

Boys are stupid. My ex broke up with me because it wasn't "the right time" for him to be in love, then a week later he told me he wanted me back.... ( ._.) Don't worry OP, you'll find someone :)

sarahannnn 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 2:57

It was a short relationship, who cares. My boyfriend lives half an hour away from me and we've been together for 9 months. We only ever see or talk to each other at school. We're obviously really strong as a couple haha.

GothInside 6

Sunday 1 April 2012 2:59

Sounds like a major douchbag for using such a lame excuse!! 20 minutes is NOTHING!! it takes that long to get to the mall! At least it was only 3 months girl... Just find u a new dude! They're everywhere n not all of them are stupid!

ajeppsen 25

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:43

There is an other reason

corypoops 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:12

Oooh cause 3 months is so long.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:44

3 months is acceptable time to have a strong affection to one another. Also, they could have known each other before they even dated. Don't be such a Dick.

Tenthra 7

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:15

3 months...

Iceythearcher 1

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:17

Good, if he would breakup with you for that you deserve better.

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML

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Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 257

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML

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Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

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Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML

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Today, I'm stuck in a ramshackle house that my aunt bought and moved everyone out to. Only one bathroom works, and she won't let us flush it because the house keeps flooding. Four people are stuck here with just one toilet filled with poop and urine, while she's been staying at a friend's house. FML

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