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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML

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By GoAggies - 21/06/2016 17:11 - United States - Herriman

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By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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By crystalpistol - 16/08/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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By LisaM - 27/02/2023 04:00

Today, my long-distance boyfriend of 3 years uttered the heartbreaking words, “I met this girl here in my hometown and she’s really great and we fell in love with each other, I can’t do this anymore. We’re over.” I was planning on moving to his town after graduation this year. FML

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You deserved it 142

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By Tina - 03/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Holland

Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML

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You deserved it 131

By melikeyturtles - 02/11/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 304

You deserved it 8 420

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By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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Top comments

soupisyummy 13

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:11

I'm sure that wasn't the only reason

DeadxManxWalking 27

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:11

To be closer to his new girlfriend

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Sumo69 9

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:49

Long distance relationships never work sorry

returnpolicy 3

Sunday 1 April 2012 14:12

False.

guskaufman62 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:50

Long distance relationship isn't gonna work...

donut_gurl 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:06

how is 20 mins a long distance?

HiddenMonkey 8

Sunday 1 April 2012 0:41

Sarcasm?

KILLERTOAST13 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:03

Doesn't he just sound like an upstanding citizen

countrygirl0930 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:10

the same thing happen to me! but she dumped me after 3 months because I was moving 20 minutes away.

cherryllollo 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:12

well when youre 13 and dont have your own transportation... 20 minutes IS long distance. it was only 3 months anyways. get over it

coried91 28

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:15

I was thinking the same thing about it only being three months. I never freaked out over a three month relationship ending. Sure it sucks but it's not really an FML.

coried91 28

Saturday 31 March 2012 18:41

I have no idea why my comment was moderated.

Xxkaylee12xX 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 14:53

Hahaha I'm 13, my and my bf have been going out for 8 months, always have been 45mins away, and every time his mom is home from where she works(she works for 2weeks comes home for one week) my mom brings me to his house the weekend she's home...20mins is nothing lol

coried91 28

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:13

Why is everyone saying "aw, poor girl!" she could be crazy for all you know.

SirCharles83 13

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:14

Hopefully he lives near your therapist. Then your dad might not get so mad, since he can drive you to both at once. Now you don't have to lie to the therapist and say you're happy.

welandedonthemoo 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:48

Wrong fml 38

Mearemoi 14

Saturday 31 March 2012 18:49

#59 - I think he was trying to cross this FML and the therapist one; though he was doing it a bit too confusingly.

sougstad 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:14

Have you been slacking in the happy ending department??

KimberKittyMFC 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:17

It's been 3mos, move on "next!"

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 31 March 2012 22:34

Three months is more than enough for people to get to know each other and become attached...

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:14

Furthermore! They may have dated before they made it official...

asleepingbear 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:20

20 minutes is a long drive you know

bd1012 18

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:38

yep, my boyfriend also moved 20 minutes away a couple days ago. It really sucks :(

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