Love: Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me.... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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Pot meet kettle

By anon - 24/06/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I bought two new makeup palettes. He ranted that I have too much already, it all looks the same, and that I’m a hoarder. Last month he threatened to break up with me for throwing out condiments that were two years past their expiration dates. FML

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By Charli - 13/08/2018 22:37

Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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Cancel the wedding

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

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Top comments

Senior29 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:06

Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.

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madisonrose626 5

Monday 10 October 2011 1:10

And you're still with him for what reason exactly?

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 10 October 2011 2:29

Leave that piece of shit loser. Send him packin to his ex and he won't have to worry about what color your hair is.

azrial897 0

Monday 10 October 2011 3:38

You should find a new guy one who won't want to change you. I don't think he's over her dear. Better to move on to someone else or have some fun being single :)

lulzmylife 4

Monday 10 October 2011 3:43

Don't you mean your ex-boyfriend, formerly your boyfriend of six months?

tamtam27 15

Monday 10 October 2011 4:33

Dump him!!!!!

luvkay 0

Monday 10 October 2011 5:20

Leave him. That is not right at all.

fedora11 12

Monday 10 October 2011 6:22

Dump his ass and run like Hell.

taty7659 4

Monday 10 October 2011 6:39

Thats a very creepy request :/

mtpm 0

Monday 10 October 2011 6:54

This remind anyone of an old movie called vertigo??

Lexxya 7

Monday 10 October 2011 8:59

RUUUUUN, OP, RUUUUUUUUUUN away from him!

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