Love: Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me....

By Anonymous - 09/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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Pot meet kettle

By anon - 24/06/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I bought two new makeup palettes. He ranted that I have too much already, it all looks the same, and that I’m a hoarder. Last month he threatened to break up with me for throwing out condiments that were two years past their expiration dates. FML

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By Charli - 13/08/2018 22:37

Today, after months of my (now ex) boyfriend telling me he wished I was blonde with big boobs, I finally retaliated with "I wish you were a redhead with a big dick, but you don't see me complaining." He cried and said I should love him for who he is. FML

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By Nogood - 10/03/2013 09:09 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML

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By dumpyhair - 16/08/2019 04:04

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML

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By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML

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Cancel the wedding

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

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Senior29 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:11

tell him to grow his dick to the size of ur ex ;)

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:06

Sounds like you're dating a bright individual.

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taetay2010j 0

Monday 10 October 2011 9:01

*** him controlling. Prick

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 10 October 2011 9:38

i hope you mean ex boyfriend, or you're just setting yourself up for failure.

iamtheconqueror 4

Monday 10 October 2011 10:09

do or dye. or dont dye..i forgot.

Raptor46 4

Monday 10 October 2011 11:50

he's obviously not over his ex, dump his ass and let him go crawling back

badactor009 0

Monday 10 October 2011 12:39

This won't get any better. You know what to do.

RKD 23

Monday 10 October 2011 20:41

Yeah, darling, he isn't over his ex. You better hit the ejection button now, before you get in any deeper!

sydneykeller123 0

Monday 10 October 2011 23:29

That's a stupid fight ! && he must like his ex then you !

chelsea323031 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:10

what a ******* Ass hole ! id punch him in the face

jjdominguez 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 6:48

I'd make him do something mi ex did to himself

roxyelizabeth 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:00

Looks like he won't be getting to the 7th month

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