Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me... - FML

By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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The Force is weak with this one

By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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Premature

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:24

Um. For two years and you still didn't know he was that much of a geek? good job paying attention. you fail

CleanSheets 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:26

Pft, I'm jeluz D: Star Wars is the shit

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jpest17 5

Monday 8 February 2010 5:58

get with somone who dosent like nerd things and grow a pair, of ovaries, you call ur Zelda a woman! ha I typed ur self but it cam out Zelda some how, mlia

pluralbusted 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:37

pimp

4toestatue 7

Monday 8 February 2010 8:05

what if they met each other in a similar convention? isn't that romantic? after that a sex roleplay with princess Lea and Han Solo would be great.

Stalker191 0

Monday 8 February 2010 14:53

Be thankful it wasn't Star Trek

thelovelykira 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:44

Aw, I think its cute :3 Even though I love Star Trek more >.> But I get why its a FML. He said somewhere romantic, a Star Wars convention isnt exactly romantic...Cool and fun, but not romantic.

jordanshawt 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 16:52

atleaat he took you somewhere. star wars isn't that bad either.

NatalieGreenleaf 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:44

I happen to love Star Wars, and would love to go to a convention! Different strokes, I guess...

rachs1161 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:43

I would totally love that lol, don't complain :P

linebacker42 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 16:25

kashyyyk sorry, grammar nazi myself

rawrineedcandy 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:56

so star wars in awesome!!

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