By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
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Adam5858 17

.Messed up dad.Why would he bother he is already creating a bad relationship with your boyfriend

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Llamassss 21

Your dad is one of those professors that no one likes.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Whatever happened to professional courtesy?

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bugmefmlnotnow 7

just make sure to let it slip that all you do in those brief moments you can snatch together is **** like bunnies...

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kacironi 13

at least you know he isn't lying

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rdenkewicz 11

Maybe you can go over to his house and "tutor" him.

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dipshitpoopyhead 7

Well his dad may be an asshole, but he is creative.

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uniformed 13

If I was said boyfriend I'd just show up to class one day with none of the homework done and say "sorry I was eating your daughter out and lost track of time. uh I mean my dog ate my homework".

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DArthurVaderian 18

I love how everyone is instantly assuming the dad is assigning all the homework to the whole class. He doesn't have to be......

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