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Supportive

By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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By screwed - 30/07/2009 03:20 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML

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Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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By terrible person - 04/04/2011 09:29

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

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Priorities

By unknown - 26/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML

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You deserved it 101

Drama farmers

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 06:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML

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Gentle

By Ash_The_Unicorn - 20/08/2020 14:05

Today, after losing my father a little over 6 months ago, and finally feeling comfortable talking to my fiancé (who lives with me and my family) about it, my mother forced her way into the room and started yelling at me for crying. Her excuse, "It’s after your bedtime." I’m 20. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Drama!

By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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Childlike

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 23:01 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML

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By Danielle - 22/08/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

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Top comments

Amkii 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:46

I love it! Moms are sooo unsympathetic. This totally sounds like something my mom would say!

AlleySinkWink 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 16:50

#6 + #11, I think we all kind of know that, but it's called living in the moment. What, are we supposed to turn off all of our emotions until we're in college or something?

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Amkii 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 8:46

I love it! Moms are sooo unsympathetic. This totally sounds like something my mom would say!

greenmonxster 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:30

first

wooters 1

Monday 17 May 2010 3:38

chick grow a ...mmm I'd say a pair butt... oh grow some double D's like seriously relationships don't always have. happy endings.

ZING_MASTER 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 9:23

She has a point. Suck it up and do your homework. You're in high school. Grades matter more than some guy you'll break up with in a month.

zidane312 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 10:25

luckily for me i didnt have a girlfriend/boyfriend so i guess i dont know if my mom would even say that

AlleySinkWink 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 16:50

#6 + #11, I think we all kind of know that, but it's called living in the moment. What, are we supposed to turn off all of our emotions until we're in college or something?

bridawg 0

Monday 19 July 2010 8:24

yes so stfu

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 14 February 2009 17:11

I agree with your mom. No one likes a cry baby in her house. So basically suck it up and do your homework. If you're doing homework, anything else is just games.

Speech_fml 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 20:09

#15 EVERYTHING passes. It's not as though all relationships are instantly binding once you leave highschool and are therefore ok to be upset about.

mollypop35 28

Monday 25 August 2014 23:19

There's no #15

jayhawk63 0

Monday 16 February 2009 12:53

Things happen, do your homework. I've spent too much time whining over petty things when I could have been accomplishing something, and now I'm pissed at myself because of it. It's not having a lack of empathy, its realizing what's important.

XxLorniklexX 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:49

Moms can be so caring!

d_dh2310 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 8:21

Awww that's not nice at all!! I agree with what everyone is saying though, and while I cried over my break ups, it will all get better eventually - promise :)

graciegirl 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:44

haha i've gotten that before... homework ate my life.

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Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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Today, I received an email from my professor asking me not to jump ahead on assignments as it makes the other students look bad. FML

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Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML

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