Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was...

By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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You deserved it 4 007

By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

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You deserved it 1 371

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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You deserved it 5 630

Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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You deserved it 23 839

By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

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You deserved it 3 680

By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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You deserved it 14 385

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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You deserved it 3 935

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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You deserved it 3 874

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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You deserved it 9 631

By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 1 124

omgitslian 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Did he?

beneathitallxx 15

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!

Comments

zeuslovesyaoi 17

Thursday 18 July 2013 4:56

did he then break out in song and sing ''I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!!!'' while bellydancing? because if he did you might want to reconsider

Maycontainnuts 17

Saturday 20 July 2013 0:13

Did he then continue to sing "IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, I'M THE FIRST IN LINE! Honey I'm still free... take a chance on me... If you need me let me know, gonna be around! if you got no place to go, if you're feeling dow-wow-wown. If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me... Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie, if you put me to the test, if you let me trrrrryyyyy!" ಠ_ಠ

monster216 7

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:34

my sons hot gf! (courtesy- NA)

Tiffanywastaken 16

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:36

a pedophile is someone who is attracted to girls or boys who haven't gone through puberty. so no.. but he is a pervert.

chinagirl3343 8

Thursday 18 July 2013 5:52

Knee to groin and the problem is fixed!

Kamiliaweylyn201 2

Thursday 18 July 2013 6:13

Oh that's hot ;)

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Thursday 18 July 2013 15:12

I've been through a situation similar to this before...not fun at all. OP, I really hope you tore his hand off and told him to go **** off. (With something or someone that's NOT you!)