Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was...

By ilivehere - 17/07/2013 14:20 - United States - Moline

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML

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You deserved it 4 406

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 527

You deserved it 4 007

By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 555

You deserved it 1 371

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 422

You deserved it 5 630

Spoiled the mood

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 900

You deserved it 23 839

By nyx - 27/09/2014 08:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him. When I happily told my dad, he kept asking if I'd consider taking back my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 529

You deserved it 3 680

By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 833

You deserved it 14 385

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 708

You deserved it 3 935

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 494

You deserved it 3 874

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 147

You deserved it 9 631

By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 190

You deserved it 1 124

omgitslian 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Did he?

beneathitallxx 15

Wednesday 17 July 2013 19:01

Tell your fiancé before things get out of hand!

Comments

said_aha 7

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:19

this generation is very sensitive lol

VanillaButterfly 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 23:39

What? Are you saying that groping your son's fiancée is normal for your generation? Somehow I doubt that.

chocolatefrog28 29

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:26

Did you tell him he had, but not in the good way?

skyman69 1

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:33

Tell his dad wtf is wrong with u I'm married dumb ass

knoxxx 22

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:44

Did you even read the FML? OP just got engaged. You don't become instantaneously married when you get engaged.

pinguino3669_fml 23

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:54

Unless it's one of those hit-and-run engagement/weddings in Vegas!

knoxxx 22

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:05

Which it obviously wasn't since it happened at his parents' house and they were still there four hours later.

ClaytorNator 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:41

Tell this commenter "wtf lurn gramur"

tj4234 35

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:39

Why? Nowhere in the fml does it say that op lives in that house...

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:41

Creepy.

pinguino3669_fml 23

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:50

It's the quiet ones you have to worry about.

VanillaButterfly 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 20:57

Well her name is "ilivehere" so...

Llamanator9913 16

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:00

Man Cougar for sure!

tegraturbo2000 15

Wednesday 17 July 2013 22:11

i think the term is sugar daddy assuming he has money

SleeplessBeauty 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:07

Well family dinners ought to be awkward

randm_dude 9

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:30

Ahhhh sacred family traditions. Taking your dad with you for the test drive when you buy your used first car, and hear his opinion. I guess you all know where this post is going.