By FYouBoyfriend - 30/08/2010 17:51 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
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mfmylifesrsly 29

tell him your ****** is tight his penis is just too small. :)

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Jacqueline12blon 9

*Insert Ashton Kutcher BURN meme here*

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The_9th_Doctor 18

throw his ass into the dryer and see if his mouth shrinks.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Proper comeback... "Or I could just get a boyfriend that doesn't have a tiny dick."

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WarriorOmen 25

Should retort by putting a block of ice on his penis.

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Cpl_Levi 19

It must be hard being that ******* savage

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SaltyLurker 10

Look I think you set yourself up for that one with that wording...

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