Intimacy: Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my...

By CD. - 11/01/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my mom explained the benefits of douching to me with my boyfriend right there. He began arguing with her about how the vagina is usually self-cleaning. FML

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By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 08:31

Today, without thinking, I casually advised my mum that the best way to get the piping nozzle clean is to 'fingerfuck' it. FML

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mfinn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

I agree with your boyfriend.

iamazombie 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:28

wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-

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mfinn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:22

I agree with your boyfriend.

ECA 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:00

I agree with your boyfriend too! Douching is not too good, my doctor told me~!

Secret_Fire_King 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 6:36

What about the benifits of condoms?

Hanban 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 10:31

Your boyfriend knows more correct things about vaginas than your mom who has one.

wasted0087 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 21:17

Ya I concur :) Douching damages :P

abcnonamecba 0

Monday 29 March 2010 15:49

hanban who's to say he doesn't have one

MiGman 5

Friday 18 June 2010 23:32

I would have expected the boyfriend to ask if he could be the doucher

ShyAnn29 14

Monday 4 April 2011 13:59

a self cleaning oven lol

theman34 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:23

****

mrspitiful 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:24

i totally agree. theres good bacteria in the vag that is "self-cleaning"

iamazombie 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:28

wow poor you, your boyfriend is smart and open to talking about sex. your life sucks -.-

shadaboo2014 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:15

lol funnni 

Benpie 22

Wednesday 6 July 2016 9:23

*funny

perdix 29

Monday 11 January 2010 10:33

Sounds like your mom and boyfriend are having an academic debate where neither side can persuade the other that they are right. The proof of the pudding is in the eating, I always say. ;) Be suspicious if your boyfriend asks you to douche, or your mom throws her douchebag away.

gc327072 30

Monday 12 November 2012 18:26

Douché, Perdix.

shananigans 0

Monday 11 January 2010 10:42

The worst part is, your boyfriend's right. There are virtually no benefits in douching.

gorina 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 3:31

Not true. It can give temporary relief if you, say, have an infection. The ONLY bad part is that it rinses out the good bacteria as well as the bad, making it an issue in the long run.

epoh_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 12:36

A lot of douches are made with vinegar--I'm sure your boyfriend just doesn't want a pickled pussy. He's right, btw. the ****** IS typically a self cleaning organism.