Health: Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm...

By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By Lost Reggie - 05/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my daughter had her gall bladder removed after just having liver surgery, my girlfriend tripped and fell, breaking several toes and possibly her ankle, and I got almost no sleep between my night shifts. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2021 14:00

Today, both my mom and I are very ill, while her boyfriend is perfectly fine. Somehow, this means that I’m the one having to take care of my mom, myself, the household and 6 pets, while he does nothing, goes on trips and leaves dirt all over the house when he’s here. FML

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Great job, Mom!

By BAintShht - 10/02/2023 16:00

Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML

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By John Brown - 24/07/2018 15:00

Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML

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By merchgirl - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Arlington

Today, my mother-in-law scheduled her neck surgery for the same day our baby is being born. She also fully expects my husband to drive her to the hospital and stay for her recovery. Uh, yeah no. FML

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By SocialSuicide - 17/11/2021 04:58

Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 19:59 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, I missed going to my boyfriend's stepsister's wedding. I would have been meeting my boyfriend's mom for the first time; now she doesn't like me. She figured I could just "tough it out". I have a chronic health condition and haven't been able to eat or get out of bed. FML

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By Danger Dave - 21/12/2020 04:58

Today, it's been almost 24 hours since my wife bent down and couldn't get back up. After laying in bed all day in agony with a bad back, an ambulance was called. She still currently can't stand in the hospital. I have two kids to look after and am supposed to be in work tomorrow. I have no idea what to do. FML

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By frustrated girlfriend - 29/12/2016 03:30 - United States - Raleigh

Today, my boyfriend and I spent all day preparing an amazing meal for my extended family, and then 3 hours before dinner his crazy mother forced him home because she felt "excluded". He's spent the past 3 days with her. There's no way for me to keep him and get rid of her. FML

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emmeelgee 10

Thursday 17 December 2015 1:27

You're expected? As in your boyfriend asked you and you agreed? Or you felt as though you had no choice..? Kinda a dick move if the second, sorry OP.

Xobubblyxo 23

Thursday 17 December 2015 1:30

I think you should talk to your boyfriend because he's probably unaware of the problem

Comments

SickAdam 3

Friday 18 December 2015 13:19

It's your boyfriends mom, key word "boyfriend". You don't owe that kind of shit.

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Friday 18 December 2015 23:19

You sound like a delight. Even if you don't like her she is having surgery. Be the bigger person op. Just because she is awful doesn't mean you have to be. Besides if you're nice it'll make her rudeness show to everyone else so you still win.

MadamBleu 12

Saturday 19 December 2015 4:57

What until you have a baby

jakeyjakey1232 9

Saturday 19 December 2015 10:11

Stick your tongue in her mouth op. Or queef on her fingers

badblaby 8

Sunday 20 December 2015 22:45

She's not your mother in law and you don't owe her anything. Why doesn't your bf take care of her?

Timber147 9

Monday 21 December 2015 2:02

Next time you need to stick up for yourself and say NO.

Krycek_fml 19

Tuesday 22 December 2015 17:26

That's when you say "you're on your own, good luck".

yellowzinnias 20

Sunday 27 December 2015 1:06

...Bernadette?!

FacesOfHumanity 14

Saturday 16 April 2016 9:25

Does someone really need someone to help them every five minutes? I mean I know she had surgery but I think that you shouldn't be slaving for her all day.