By Anonymous - 08/01/2013 05:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 007
You deserved it 8 751
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

CueTheMusic 22

Maybe you guys ought to talk about why she's so happy to not have sex with her own husband. Sorry OP :(

132 11
saIty 17

**** it. Ignore the pain and rock her world.

125 11

Comments

CueTheMusic 22

Maybe you guys ought to talk about why she's so happy to not have sex with her own husband. Sorry OP :(

132 11
LMFAOwned 9

I agree, that's quite a depressing predicament. Issues need to be worked out!

19 0
zinoxity 23

Wow man. What's wrong with her? You probably felt bad enough.

63 14
rocketiquette 20

Guys can easily turn sex into a chore for women, especially when they beg for 10 mins straight for a ******** which makes you even more reluctant to want to do anything. The key to this guys? Don't care. Don't jump the girl 24/7. Let her jump you, make her want it, let her initiate. Trust me.

65 4
Catkam623 27

I'm confused, how would a 21 year old girl know how to seduce married women?

9 40
rocketiquette 20

You're not looking at the broader picture sir, please step away from the painting and then look. Also I didn't say this is how to swoon married lasses?

30 3
GoodLookingGeese 10

We got it, 31. We see the Big picture. Thanks for this advice.

3 14
emilyjgraham 34

What has her age got to do with it? When it comes down to it many women are more similar than blokes could imagine! A lot of women can feel like they HAVE to have sex with their significant other because they may not stop pestering and I've known some guys to get annoyed if their other half doesn't 'put out'. Sure once you get going it may be fine and dandy but the initial thought can seem like a job! I definitely agree with the poster who said wait for the girls to initiate it! (Not all the time though!)

20 1
MoeT8979 8

I think he jus needs to shake things up in the bedroom, try puttin it in her ass

2 11
rocketiquette 20

57- I think you need hooked on phonics. Your reading comprehension is whack.

5 1
rockstar362 8

I think you successfully ignored the whole part of how he just got in a motorcycle accident...

4 1
rocketiquette 20

76- the fml is more focused on how his wife is excited they can't have sex vs the actual accident.

5 2
solarrunner 16

Maybe OP is just a bad lover, and sex with him makes her feel bad, sorry OP, but this could be the case.

43 4
ICastillo 24

Or maybe OP is hung and it's painful for his wife every time they fornicate.

23 1
amillionbucks 5

Well, looks like you're going back to the videos

11 17
NickyK 25

It's always better to communicate things. If she was unhappy she should've told you sooner, because that's the only way that would get fixed. Sorry, OP. :(

18 1
BlowinChronic 18

Sounds like you've got time now to figure out how to spice up your love life now. Just talk to her about it and see what would make sex more enjoyable for the two of you.

16 3