By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
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firechildredhead 0

Oh hell no! That is not right. Tell her to keep her nose where it belongs: out of your decisions! FYL. About the mother. Congrats on the baby.

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FFML_314 11

Go take a seat in that booth and don't speak for the remainder of the decade. You are getting ahead of yourself and forcing me to lash out.

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mrahhhhh 21

If you're a fan of Phyrric (I can't spell that right. but frankly don't care to check) victory and have Hannibal (historical Hannibal or fictional Hannibal ok) level planning skills, somehow alter the results to make her husband be the father :) . That or tell the bitch to **** off. Your choice.

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carathemermaid 3

How sad for you and the baby. You have my sympathy.

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oiozzy 0

thats great for her but you can tell her it's ok you can confirm that she's not the father

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Take it to the Maury Show and call him outtt!

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

She's probably just looking out for her son's best interest... although not in the best way. Hopefully he won't be swayed by what she tells him.

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Mirorbo 26

Umm...darlings? Seriously, calm down. Who's to say OP and her boyfriend WANT the child and the boyfriend's mother is just a paranoid and controlling harpy? And in this age, it's not that rare for couples to have children out of wedlock and still be a loving family long term.

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Luckysam1984 0

Birth control does not always work. My first child was the depo baby. The one im expecting now is the patch baby. And yes we used condoms.

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FFML_314 11

I can't imagine someone getting pregnant while on birth control AND using condoms. I do, however, know a lot of girls that say this to make it seem like they're somehow responsible.

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Luckysam1984 0

Birth control IS NOT ALWAYS RELIABLE.

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Luckysam1984 0

First of all it happens all the time. Second I have been on birth control since I was 17 due to horribly painful periods. Birth control DOES FAIL. I have never in my life had unprotected sex until I was ALREADY PREGNANT with my second child. So stfu.

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FFML_314 11

FIRST OF ALL, calm down, Chief. Second of all, I don't think it happens "all the time." If used properly, the Depo-Provera shot is more than 99% accurate and condoms are, for men, if used properly, 98% effective. For women, if used properly, are 95% effective. Third of all, learn to use the reply button and learn to properly use all forms of birth control. BTW, obviously there is a small chance that you can get pregnant while being on birth control, but I'm more than 95% sure that you're full of shit.

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Dreamer5393 21

Actually it's more common than you think. I've known lots of people who used 2 different birth control methods including myself and still ended up pregnant and yes we used them correctly.

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