Health: Noooooo!

Noooooo!

By brrrr that's cold! - 27/01/2011 20:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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By Ouchies - 09/02/2012 17:28 - United States

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, I got home late after a long day at work and all I wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed. As soon as the water in the shower was hot, I got in. One minute, I was standing and the next I was fast asleep at the bottom of the tub. I woke up with my face swollen and my shoulder bruised. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Powerless - 30/08/2012 06:05 - Australia

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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By Soggy Sophia - 27/03/2013 15:44 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I went for my daily post-op doctor's appointment, where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout my apartment, due to my washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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valri3 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:32

I'm confused.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 28 January 2011 0:11

how many minutes did it take you to write this? :D

Comments

Valea_fml 9

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:22

Sucks :(

natirixoxo 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:25

there are worse things that could happen op

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:36

^ Just because the world isn't ending doesn't mean you're not entitled to have a bad day.

notsooriginalfml 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:23

salty.):

griffin4 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:17

there should still be hot water in the tank. like 80 liters. duh!

DahkLohd 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:31

Well, at least you're feeling somewhat better! Back surgery is the worst. :/

iliketurdles 7

Friday 28 January 2011 1:27

The Dakhlohd is showing sympathy? I know the apocalypse is coming. We're doomed, doomed I tell you!

Ronnie_loves_you 11

Friday 28 January 2011 1:54

I know right! all those birds dying! IM SCARED :'(

comepoopwithme 0

Friday 28 January 2011 2:03

where is your nose?

LordLiam316 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:10

I'm very curious? also why'd you have an ****** over dumbledoors body at the end of your latest movie?

jewban 3

Friday 28 January 2011 4:40

35 read the book asshat :)

valri3 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:32

I'm confused.

sirdolittle 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:29

And I'm Capricorn, but who gives a shit !

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 1:43

lmao

kristen1823 0

Friday 28 January 2011 8:13

ditto.

Ran3 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:08

what's a pilot light?

unhappypixie 4

Friday 28 January 2011 13:44

I dont have a clue.

clockworkangel 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:49

isn't it a light that tells you when your hot water is out? I'm just guessing. Look at OP's name.

Cabezilla 9

Friday 25 March 2016 13:45

The pilot light is a small burner in a water heater and theirs went out make the water cold

Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:45

aww that sucks. :(

mintcar 9

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:47

My brother had scoliosis and also had to get back surgery. He was also pretty helpless. FYL. Don't you have anyone to take care of you? :(

crazyweirdo1 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:51

I have that but the doctors say that it's mild

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:52

Did you jump reflexively when the water went cold? That would've really sucked. As it is, cold water can't have felt nice on your sore back. At least you moved around a bit and had five minutes worth of shower. FYL

maybaybe 0

Friday 28 January 2011 0:06

Aww :( Well I hope you get better soon.

notagoodayforme 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:17

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notagoodayforme 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:34

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Sirin_fml 46

Friday 28 January 2011 9:40

Well shit, notagoodayforme, since you're unable to get it into your head that FMyLife isn't a dating service, you'll now be taking an all expenses paid vacation from polluting our site's comments section with your pre-pubescent letching. Way to live up to your username, son.