Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something...

By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Experiment!

By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Bummed out

By Anon - 11/11/2023 04:00

Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:19

Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:58

If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.

Comments

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:34

Poof!

aronsinky 0

Friday 10 February 2012 13:36

I googled it and got cakefarts

amygabriella2 7

Friday 13 July 2012 7:22

I just burst out laughing :p

thentaniasaid 20

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:56

Video please! Haha

westcody 8

Wednesday 29 July 2015 0:17

That's awesome

Rjake369 10

Monday 28 December 2015 16:56

What happened?

obeykaitlyn 25

Monday 18 April 2016 8:14

I imagine this to be like the scene in White Chicks when they blew baby powder out of their hands

slothstronaught 11

Friday 6 May 2016 21:34

Did it go poof?

Gamessence 19

Sunday 15 April 2018 0:24

i assume he cant do it to himself bc that's gay?

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