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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Bummed out

By Anon - 11/11/2023 04:00

Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:19

Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:58

If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.

Comments

xxxgggxxx 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 4:35

that sucks but is smart too

jlucero680 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:00

I love your bf

liljensen 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 2:35

ha ha ha

christharp 0

Monday 28 March 2011 12:37

did u do it? lol

raz1151 3

Thursday 31 March 2011 17:19

now that's love

hawkmed 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:42

you can't be interested in a guy for 2 years, have nothing come of it. then get upset when your friend does what you couldn't after 2 years

Lily_Loretta 0

Monday 25 April 2011 1:04

FAIL

unclemaryjane 1

Friday 8 April 2011 22:14

well???????

getonmylevel92 0

Monday 11 April 2011 6:01

I just laughed so hard!

IntoxicatedTurtl 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:26

literally lol'd

kenziegurl14 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:34

lmao Jackass moment right thurrr.(x

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