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By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By anal-retentive - 23/06/2016 20:00 - United States

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Bummed out

By Anon - 11/11/2023 04:00

Today, I tried to tease my boyfriend by pulling my skirt up, bending over, and backing up into him. He gagged and said, "Please, wash your ass." FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:19

Well, that's definitely something new. I hope. So what happened?

gotbiscuits 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 12:58

If he is that keen to know what happens, he should have used his own arse. What a ******* idiot.

Comments

KourtneyRay 2

Wednesday 16 March 2011 5:42

guys are so gross

TheXTG8680 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 9:33

not more so than the general female population

jman730 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:33

WIN!!!!

jonasfan116 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 2:38

so funny

usofine 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:28

ok... that's actually hilarious... just saying!!!

XxUnSe3nGhOsTxX 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:32

hey girl

Elendil_fml 10

Thursday 17 March 2011 21:44

It's the spiritual successor to cake farts!

bestellaaa 3

Friday 18 March 2011 19:23

wtf .? thats gross! why... nevermind lol

jessicajellybean 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 10:10

uhhhhhhhhhhh..... hmmmmm... this is awkward...

JokeMeister 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:50

what happened?

iCrysta 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:14

the poof returns!!

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