By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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TheAnon1313 28

Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.

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jenninator93 18

Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.

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Shadowtrooper34 16

you see ******* takes a lot of energy. if we have jerked it takes us longer to ejaculate. He'd be ******* you for like an hour

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DJDualScreen 4

This is a given, but your boyfriend is a certifiable ******* moron.

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martin8337 35

I'm all for rubbing one out before a date or potential sex, but multiple times before a hookup.

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Xeronix 9

I feel as if a guy doesn't even bother to please you he doesn't deserve you. I honestly don't care if he has been getting off all day, he needs to actually grow some balls and get you off to. If not then deny him sex for the next few times he asks you for it.

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