By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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TheAnon1313 28

Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.

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jenninator93 18

Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.

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littlefoott69 14

men can toss one off during a commercial break..big deal.. If she wants sex GIVE IT TO HER! if he has been jerkin all day he has no reason to be a 2 pump chump he should be able to stand up and deliver OP you need a new boyfriend or you need to liven up in the bedroom ..obviously I don't know which one ..only you do... so good luck

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cdb89928 7

How often do you sleep with him? Because if it's not often then how do you expect him to know when to save up for you? If you sleep with him often then it's a problem but if not then what did you expect him to do? Cheat?

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sweetsammiedee 16

Ugh what a dick, you shouldn't turn your lady down ever X

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Aky0n 10

We're not your playthings for you to do as you wish. Why is it okay for women to not be in the mood, but when it's men suddenly there's something wrong with them? Are you so dense that you can't even comprehend such a simple concept?

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SecundusSecunda 27

#68, the double standard is strong with this one. Don't even try to inject reason here, mate

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Tyrez 32

I get the principles but since when do men not want to have sex ever? I mean this guy has to be more attracted to his own hand than to his girlfriend.

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rockergal21 16

sorry op but that's really annoying like really? just have fun with yourself (;

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tomvertigo 17

If he well and truly masturbated all day he may have like... severe depression. That's a thing that happens sometimes.

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ladycoco8 20

If she wants to, she can ********** too. Next to him or not, I'd do it. I have every right to get my horniness out of system if he's really going to deny me sex. He clearly released all of his. -_-

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breezyparra 3

My exact problem !! Funny I was going to post this yesterday as well ... ****** douchebags ..

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bad_boyfriend 10

I hate men who think they should be able to get on demand sex at the drop of a hat. Instead of "want to ****" maybe you should put in a little effort.

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mar13lovesu 9

I would be upset because sex is way better than masturbating but hey that's his choice

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diego92 13

Maybe he is just cheating on you..

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