By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 20:04 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
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Omg_its_Chloe 6

Why don't you rub some salt and vinegar into his eyes. Poor OP ):

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kittycat1597 10

FYL, he's a douche.

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jkozzy 8

Tell him guys are like shoes-sometimes you can't stand having one that's so small ;)

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capper44 18

Seriously Op ur bf is a douche, but i would admit his way of explaining cheating, is funny lol

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Needafarm 22

So i guess he's saying that he needs something older and sour sometimes? That kind of sounds like he loves your sweet spicy cheerful personality, but sometimes he needs a sour old bitch to keep him in line. I don't know. He sounds like a tool though. Sorry OP.

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kelsswan 0

You shoulda told him dudes are like meat, while you can love then Vienna sausage ones, but every once in a while you just gotta go for the bratwurst. Bam!

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uumlaut_strohson 3

who the fudge are these people who come up with this crap. dump him and his pathetic analogies

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thecovert 7

He better be your EX-boy"friend" now or you are an idiot with no future happiness.

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LSS_fml 18

I don't know what sort of chips you've been eating Noor but mine dont smell like fart when I open them..

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williamcarter93 13

He just doesn't want her anymore. Sure, it's hurtful, but at least he told her rather than just carrying along behind her back like a punk

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ At least he told her still doesn't change the fact he is/was cheating on Op. :( To me, at least he told her is the same as saying "Omg, he hit her in the face!....but at least he pulled his punch doing it." :p One is a shit-sundae.....and the other is also a shit-sundae, with a cherry on top, IMHO. ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

58- Oh poop, I just realized I misread what you are saying... You're suggesting he wants to end their relationship and instead of keeping her hanging and seeing others on the side, he's making a clean break with Op first. Sorry, in that case, yes, I would agree with you.

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