Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone...

By James64138 - 15/06/2011 10:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a video of him having sex with someone from one of his last relationships because he thought it would turn me on. FML

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James64138 26

Monday 6 May 2013 4:41

OP here, and you're right. He was a complete idiot. I ended up dumping him a week later and I have a much smarter boyfriend now!

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Sweet121 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:52

Go **** a guy, send him a video of it, and say "Aw, I thought it would turn you on..."

cynthiaF 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:54

Are you sure it was from a "past relationship"? :| Just saying...

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mrhank757 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:21

how do you know it is a "past" relationship?

muchagente 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:22

and did he ask that someone? and does he have similar videos of you? good luck.

akvc 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:22

you should listen to # 5.

mintcar 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:24

Your boyfriend is an idiot for thinking such a thing.

shakeTHEworld 12

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:24

Some people actually has a fetish for that. I forgot the name but it was featured in the anime 'Hen Zemi' OVA.

tjsomethin 9

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:41

Hmmm depends on what position it was..

pitchblease 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:01

that's a great profile pic.

cockseverywhere 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:26

^ agreed

PimpcessA 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 17:00

You work at GameStop?! o:

YacL 15

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:43

Willing to share, 1?

enonymous 8

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:47

Was it another guy too? 2 dudes getting it on can turn anyone on.

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:49

now it's your turn to make a video

TinyDude 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:49

Yes man 1!!!

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