Miscellaneous: Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story...

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By crakbbyaparently - 31/01/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML

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Thanks for sharing your inspiring story, Dad

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 23:00

Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By Michael tee - 11/08/2011 20:11 - United States

Today, I asked my dad if I was a planned baby. He asked me if the crazy drunken party he and my mom had nine months prior to my birth counted. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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kscott88 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

Well, it shows how much he loves you, yeah?

cashmuhlah23 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:31

Your dad wanted you Thats the brightside

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Treehugger 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:02

FYL hey, I'm first =D

easylazy 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:32

He definitely gave her a Viagra pill

carpediem9_fml 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 21:55

ohmygod 79 your picture made me jump.

volleystar721 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:40

Your picture is awesome and made me smile

kscott88 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

Well, it shows how much he loves you, yeah?

shaubygal 11

Monday 20 February 2012 21:24

and why her mom doesnt

peoc 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fail. At least one of the parents wanted you

teufelschloss 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

Oh my goodness... that really sucks.

TwitchingNebula 17

Friday 15 July 2011 19:10

GINGER!

hahayou12345 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:08

aw man poor you.

deaditegirl 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:09

Wow. Your parents have issues.

GatorDeb 7

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:11

Are you a girl? If not, FYL twice ;)

yomama97 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 23:07

it says on the top right of the fml

ayuhme 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:21

Today, after a few drinks, my husband told me that he switched my pills. I guess that explains why my daughter's here. FML

jillz 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:21

She should've left him for that. Then he could have visitations with his 'girl', IF he was lucky. She knows it's not your fault. I feel bad for you. FYL and most definitely FY mom's L.

rttr 18

Wednesday 25 January 2012 21:56

I agree. The husband put the wife in the pain of childbirth when she did not want another baby! What an asshole.

zander09 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:21

That sounds a lot like rape to me.

writergirl69 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 15:04

oh yeah, because the trauma of getting violently pushed down, have someone forcibly and painfully enter you, rape you, and then probably beat/kill you, is *totally* like having someone switch your pills and having a baby you didn't really want. exactly the same ******* thing.

crazykidd15 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 17:03

agreed with 84, they're nothing alike

yupitssoph 18

Sunday 29 April 2012 19:29

84--not all rapes are like that. But yes, this situation is definitely NOT rape. I assume OP's father had consensual sex with her mother.

Subcontinent 14

Monday 14 March 2016 18:22

whilst I agree that its not rape and not really on the same level, as someone who doesn't want kids, it would still be awful to have to carry around a foetus for the next nine months whilst your body changed because of it and then you have to go through the painful process of labour (not to mention raising it and supporting it although since Op was kept I assume she was loved by this stage). Either way it's a violation of someone's body and an awful thing to do to them - some husband she has that would do that to her.