Animals: Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked...

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 05:01

Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML

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lightanddark 17

Sunday 11 May 2014 2:00

What did you sing to your cat?

ironichalibut 24

Sunday 11 May 2014 3:59

Prolly want a cracker?

Comments

alexfai3619 8

Sunday 11 May 2014 9:24

wow.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 11 May 2014 9:27

What can be seen can't be unseen

flowerpowergirl 10

Sunday 11 May 2014 10:45

Well that's who you are and you shouldn't be ashamed. If he loves you anyway, where is the problem? (maybe you should try to lock the door in the future...)

ZoroMiHawk 25

Sunday 11 May 2014 11:49

What's wrong with that? It's in front of your boyfriend not a stranger...I'd listen to my gf singing to my cat any day of the week..if i had one. foreveralone.jpg Oh well.

nomoreparty 11

Sunday 11 May 2014 13:17

Did he like ur song?? Hope not- kinky??

sabine123_fml 5

Sunday 11 May 2014 13:23

So what! If he did not laugh out loud ditch him

norisorroz 28

Sunday 11 May 2014 15:09

See, that's why I always lock the door from inside the apartment :)

Khali_May 10

Sunday 11 May 2014 17:47

Everyone keeps saying lock the door but I understood it as they live together?

Mandybruin 15

Sunday 11 May 2014 18:28

Well, at least he didn't walk in on you with another man, which is where I thought this FML was heading. That could have taken a bad turn very quickly.