By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
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lightanddark 17

What did you sing to your cat?

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shady_fox77 13

It depends whether or not you're a good singer...

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

this isn't funny meow

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vuduguru 5

Alright meow, what's so damn funny?

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VitalDistance 14

Wait so you left the door to the bathroom open? O.O

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xNephilim 18

I do when I'm alone at home. Doors are for privacy and I don't think my washing machine cares if it sees me take a crap.

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sirsquab 12

I consider bathroom doors to have a secondary function of quarantining the smell of poop

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Spyderbane 10

24 - what if your significant other comes home early and finds you in the bathroom singing to your cat while your taking a crap?

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cryssycakesx3 22

I don't think this is a huge deal. I never shut the door. gets a little awkward at other's houses though... /s

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SnazzyPotter 17

Did he drunkenly profess his love for you too?

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Steve95401 49

Singing to your cat while your car took a crap might be even more weird.

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disabledhuman 2

Who the **** cares? If your bf can't accept that you sing to your cat while leaving a poop alone he doesn't deserve someone as unique as yourself.

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xNephilim 18

Exactly. And seriously, we all do silly things like that. And the whole bathroom thing... Get over it, because there WILL be a day when you're on the toilet, out of TP, and it's all the way in the kitchen with the rest of the groceries you have yet to unpack.

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CoolCookie210 22

I thought you were going to say he walked in on you cheating. This is much preferable!

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